Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Shady's Back! Back Again!

Kim Kardashian has a fascinating figure, I am inspired by it and I work to keep my figure looking good because she is out there. Who wants her having the best tits and ass on the planet? I WANT TO HAVE THE BEST TITS AND ASS on the planet and like I said I am working on it - I am at least in the top 1 billion hottest chicks on Earth.

I just read this online, enjoy~:

In Eminem's new music video, Kim Kardashian gets mocked for her famous booty and then stuffed into a wood chipper -- and she loves it!

"I just saw Eminem's new video for 'We Made You,' and he totally spoofs me!" the reality star blogs. "It was a total surprise to me because I had no idea he was going to talk about me in the song."

Continues Kardashian: "I think the video is so funny! I am a huge Eminem fan and find it flattering he would rap about me. He's a bit harsh about some other celebrities, but you just have to let it go and have a sense of humor."

"Personally, I'm honored," she adds.

No famous face is spared in the rapper's video of the new song, off his album Relapse (out May 19). He parodies a curvier Jessica Simpson in daisy dukes with Tony Romo, and Sarah Palin wearing a bustier and her famous glasses.

"There's some celebrity bashing in it," Eminem told MTV News. "I wanna say it's not necessarily intentional bashing in it; it's not necessarily taking deliberate shots at people...Yes, it is. What the fuck am I talking about?" "

Did you enjoy that Kim?

Guess who's back?
Back again.
Shady's back.
Tell a friend.
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back.
guess who's back.
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back...

Did you enjoy that blimp-titted, retarded, beautiful, puppet head's beauty pageant answer? She LOVES that another person makes music and visual art depicting how she should be fucked and then turned into bloody shavings.

My hero wants to stuff her ass in a tree grinding machine. I am sick.

Did you enjoy how Eminem almost gave a beauty pageant answer and then remembered he's not a fucking blimp-titted, retarded, beautiful, puppet head. Unlike a celebutard Eminem is an Artist, and an Artist is a human being. Human beings are, by natural law, allowed to say whatever they want. For example if someone, say, John Lennon or Bono or Bethoveen said they wanted to put Eminem in a wood chipper he might be relieved, but he wouldn't be surprised. His response would not be self-serving, political, phony glee. I imagine he'd maybe say, fuck you, I'm gonna kill you." or "Thank you, I wanna die, but first I'm gonna kill you."

Thank the Heavens for Eminem.