Monday, April 28, 2008

His and Hers

Eminem and I are both Libras.
In 1972 I was born in NYC
and six days later little Marshall Mathers was born somewhere in the USA!!!

Let's see what our horoscope says...

Awesome, we were made for each other!!!

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Sunday Sappiness and Sadness From A CyberFreak

More comics for this wrote-a-letter-to-my-love-techtemple just in case it's true that my Hero Marshall Mathers loves to read comics.



"Demented and sad but social." - The Breakfast Club

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Wishing on a meet my Hero Eminem in 2008!

Sigh, I need a dreamy dream to get me through this life!

~ Sweet dreams MM ~


Eminem is NOT a Dick.

The more we became enveloped we just developed a fellowship through it
It's no pretend shit, it's friendship, me nemesis is your nemesis
Ain't for him, it's just media, see to them it's just images
But this shit is no gimmicks, this is blood in and blood out
When there's beef you jus' gotta know when to butt in and butt out
If there's a problem we solve it, if we don't resolve it
It usually just evolves into one big brawl and we all get involved in it
We should all get a merit, this much beef we inherit
And wear it like a badge with honor, pass it around and share it
And let it go to whoever's holdin the most current people on their shoulders
And their soldiers got their backs til it's over.

- Eminem, You Don't Know

Friday, April 25, 2008

Bad Friday

Every Friday
that I am not on a hot date
with sexy Eminem
is a Bad Friday.

Devil be damned!

Will I ever have a Good Friday?

Thursday, April 24, 2008

My Favorite Eminem Song Makes Me Feel Like Any Good Thing Is Possible!

You better - lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better - lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better...

Lose Yourself.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

We As Americans

We as Americans, us as a citizen.
Gotta protect ourselves, look at how shit has been.
We better check ourselves, livin' up in these streets.
Through worse and through better health, survivin' by any means.
We as Americans, us as a citizen.
We are samaritans, what do we get us in?
We better check ourselves, look at how shit has been.
Take a look where you live, this is America,
and we are Americans.

- Eminem, Americans

Monday, April 21, 2008

M is for "Mondays Suck" AND M is for "Eminem is Magic!"

This chick will kill Monday!

"In my mind I'm a fighter, my hearts a lighter
My soul is the fluid, my flow sparks it brighter."
- Eminem, No Apologies

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Friday, April 18, 2008

Sneaking Love Letters Into PrimeTime

My job is in TV.
I work for a comedy show on a major network.
We won Emmys!

I do the graphics and I had to make a prop newspaper
so I stuck this article in because I love Eminem!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Eminem Taught Me To Choose Joy!


O train me not, sweet mermaid, with thy note.
- William Shakespeare

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Let Me Take You On Vacation Baby!

Thank you Eminem and Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers!

Em, let's eat pineapples and walk along the beach and swim naked and fall asleep.

Slim, let's pick flowers and fuck on volcanoes and dive into waterfalls and drink blue drinks.

Marshall, let's make sand castles and go sailing in the sunshine under rainbows.

When the moon comes up we'll all hula dance and kiss.

Ohh La La Aloha ~

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Girl Interrupted Drumroll Please

What so false as truth is,
False to thee?
Where the serpent's tooth is
Shun the tree—

Where the apple reddens
Never pry---
Lest we lose our Edens,
Eve and I.

Be a god and hold me
With a charm!
Be a man and fold me
With thine arm!

Teach me, only teach, Love
As I ought
I will speak thy speech, Love,
Think thy thought—

Meet, if thou require it,
Both demands,
Laying flesh and spirit
In thy hands.

That shall be to-morrow
Not to-night:
I must bury sorrow
Out of sight:

--Must a little weep, Love,
(Foolish me!)
And so fall asleep, Love,
Loved by thee.

(From Robert Browning's Poem, A Woman’s Last Word)

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Communication Breakdown

soon...I will fill the void I have made in my blogging promise of love to my hero.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008


I am not a bad fan.

I am the WORST fan.

Man, and I really thought I was the best fan.


Eminem deserves better fans than me.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

I am The Worst Fan Ever

My promise was to write all the time in honor of Eminem but I haven't.

I am a bad fan.