Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Tuesday Toon - Does Eminem Still Like Comics?

A dad and his family were at Disneyland.
They were taking a picture with Tigger
and the Tigger slapped his teenage son
upside the head and kind of choked the kid
in a headlock.

It was caught on the family video cam.
Mom didn't even stop filming
but the dad decided to sue.
It was a big crisis.
It was a crisis in a world
in real crisis.

Both the reporters
who broke the news to me
are named Chris
and one of them
was pregnant.
This is what I drew to cope
with the fact that the news
is total bullshit
and the people who deliver it
are puppets.

Eminem taught me
to put my frustration
with society
into my art.

Stop the tape!
This kid needs to be locked away! Get him!
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there.
I'm not ready to leave,
it's too scary to die.
Fuck that!
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery
and buried alive.

- Eminem, My Name Is

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